I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm like, not good at living.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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