yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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