its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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