i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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