I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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