i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
This is classic penis vs brain.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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