Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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