Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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