my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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