Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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