Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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