He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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