was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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