I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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