One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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