like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
How does it feel to date your dad?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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