My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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