We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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