I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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