Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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