I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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