No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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