He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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