I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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