he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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