So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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