I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
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That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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