I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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