You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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