There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
it was like eating out sand paper
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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