OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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