Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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