Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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