: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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