super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
We are all done wearing pants today
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