ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
