the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
