ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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