You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
