she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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