your thong is hanging out like whoa
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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