i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I'm really busy with my period
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