Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Everyone says I win the strip club
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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