Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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