it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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