I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
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We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
the raccoons are back...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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