Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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