I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Randomize
