my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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