I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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