Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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what day is it and did you see me today?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize