we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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