You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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