Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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