I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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