its not stalking. its research.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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