just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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