It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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